t1gerlily:

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

My life

phallocentricfascism:

phallocentricfascism:

"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"

image

the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 


police officer:
you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest

me:
whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:

police officer:
haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

ciggers:

i only succeed in failing